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 THEY SAY "LIFE'S A BITCH AND THEN YOU DIE" ....IT THAT ALL THERE IS....
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Some weeks you should just stay in bed and the world be dammed....



Lady comes into our Florist and says

"I see your sign says you are closed on Sunday, it that true?"..

"Yes indeed" I replied "We are open 6 days a week and we do not open on Sunday unless it is for a funeral emergency are you going to need our services for a funeral this Sunday?"

"No" she said "One of my best girl friends birthday is Sunday and I want to send her a birthday bouquet of exotic  flowers that have fragrance and aroma".

After biting my lip.............

I told her I would be happy to deliver something Saturday or Monday and we could make it to her specifications...

"Well that is not acceptable"........."Her birthday is Sunday and I want the flowers delivered Sunday"

After biting my other lip I explained that all the florist in this area are closed on Sunday and that I was very sorry but I would not be able to assist her and I recommended several other local florist I knew would not help her also, but was trying to get some satisfaction in the fact that she would waist her time either
going to or calling and getting madder and madder........

She left in a huff and I was polite the entire time....but in case you are the lady, and in case your on blogstream...may I say......KISS MY ASS.......Thank you very much......   



Then....yesterday...94 degrees...my heat pump decided not to cool anymore......It's a TRANE....remember you can't stop a TRANE....Bullshit...they stop..............

$174.68 for emergency Sunday service to replace some bad wiring in the unstoppable TRANE..........ALL ABORD......







Posted by Totally Ass Backwards at 9:23 PM - 10 Comments   Add a Comment  
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TAB:

Perhaps you should have delayed the service call to TRANE until Monday. They work on Sunday, but charge double or triple the normal amount.

I'll bet that charge really heated you up - well beyond 94 degrees.
 
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by Whit's Whittlings (PM , CC ) on Monday July 21, 2008 @ 10:55 PM




Whit...you are sooooooooo right...I was so hot the ice maker just poured warm water.....LOL......  
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by Totally Ass Backwards (PM , CC ) on Tuesday July 22, 2008 @ 5:34 PM




see? it all started because you wouldn't deliver those damn flowers on Sunday.  
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Tuesday July 22, 2008 @ 5:39 PM




Damn Right !!!!!  
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by Totally Ass Backwards (PM , CC ) on Tuesday July 22, 2008 @ 5:42 PM




I had my Rheem worked on. Paid the guy $350 for a little circuit board and another $100 for him to put it in. Needless to say, I will not go to that service again. My brother-in-law is an AC maintenanceman, a good one and a nice guy. Even though I will have to swelter for a couple of weeks (we have a split system, one upstairs is sick, the downstairs one still works), I will wait until he can come down here and fix it. And I will pay him to do it.

Who can explain why folks insist on unreasonable service? You all need to have a Sunday delivery fee. Tack on an extra $100.

 
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by sinann (PM , CC ) on Wednesday July 23, 2008 @ 4:18 PM




Sinann....I understand completely...although my unit was a TRANE I think I got RHEEMED.......  
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by Totally Ass Backwards (PM , CC ) on Wednesday July 23, 2008 @ 8:03 PM




See, the whole problem would never have happened if you'd hung around with us on Saturday night and rode the Booty Train with us bloggers. Serves ya right for missing it.

Sherry
 
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by Sherry'sCherries (PM , CC ) on Wednesday July 23, 2008 @ 8:27 PM




Sherry.....I have not figured out how to ride two Booty Trains at once...so..one has to leave the station without TAB sometimes......

 
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by Totally Ass Backwards (PM , CC ) on Wednesday July 23, 2008 @ 8:35 PM




I think her twin stayed at my hotel last night.

I am the only one on duty on the overnight shift... as is the case in nearly every other hotel in the area (only one employee).

I returned from the bathroom to find 3 people waiting for me. Two of which were completely sane, kind folks. And then there was HIM. The man proceeded to DEMAND to know where I was and what I was doing while the phone rang "35 times." This, by the way, is not possible A)with our phone system and B)because I was away less than 3 minutes. When I answered that I was in the bathroom he told me that was unacceptable! And informed me he would be speaking to my manager.

*Sigh*

One of these days Im just going to hand the keys over and tell the moron of the hour that if they can do any better be MY guest! (pun intended)

 
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by Ghost Bride (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 5:18 PM




Ghost Bride...Yes it sometimes amazes me how much emphasis some people put into their own importance....Thanks for the story and the shout......  
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by Totally Ass Backwards (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 8:20 PM


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
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