There must be 10,000 of these things expressing everything
within the human emotion toolbox...happy, sad, mad, guilty,
angelic, sexy, love, etc..etc..etc...

But old TAB has run across one that they seem to have overlooked.
I have searched the Internet for the answer, but I have not been successful in finding the proper expression that I was feeling...

After all choosing a smiley face to properly express how you are feeling is so easy and just takes a click....saves so much time and
typing that I felt the need to invent a new smiley face and as such
I offer it to all of you for use..it is located in photobucket under the
name "missing smileyface".

So here is my addition to the world of lazy expression.............

Dear Santa,

I hope you are doing well and have been resting so this Christmas will be
easy for you.

How is Mrs. Clause, I bet she is very nice when she is not being naughty.
How are the elf's? Tell Rudolph I said hello.

I have been very good this year and as you know I did not ask for much
last year so I thought you could help me this year...I just want 3 things for
Christmas....What I am asking for is very hard to explain in words, so in order to help you I am enclosing a picture to help you.

I have cleaned the chimney and I will put a plate of M&M's and brandy spiced eggnog out for you....

PS...I hope your sex life gets better...It's gotta be ruff just coming once
a year and then down a chimney at that.... You want me to write to
Mrs. Clause..I could send her some pictures.

Thanks again...

Tab

OK..let's give it up for TAB....This kid knows how to enjoy Christmas...

It is fasinating how we express ourselves on and thru our choice of
vehicles....bumper stickers, logos, signs and stickers.............
One of my fav's below....it about says it all..and covers it all....




Do you have a special one on your auto ??

The first Thanksgiving in the new colony was quite an undertaking....

The native Indians invited the settlers of the new word to visit there
humble village and share the feast of giving with the Chief, and tribe
members.

So the pilgrims dressed in their finest, and decided to take the Matron
of the Colony with them. She was a very religious and of very strict
English upbringing......

When they arrived at the Indian village, they were meet by a tall
handsome brave who was wearing a head band with one feather.



The Matron, never seeing this before asked the brave what the
feather meant. He told her he was a young brave just reaching
manhood and the feather meant that he had fucked one squaw.

The Matron was very shocked and taken back by such crude
talk, and told the brave to take her immediately to the chief.

Upon arriving at the chief's teepee the pilgrims were announced
and the chief came strolling out in his Sunday buckskin and full
re-gala headdress with feathers flowing down both sides of his head
all the way to the ground.




The Matron was impressed, and knew that as the Chief, his head dress
must have significant heritage and meaning.

So she commented as to how beautiful the headdress was, and asked
the chief to explain it's meaning and significance.

The reply to the Matron was that as chief, there was a feather for
every squaw in the tribe that he had fucked...

The Matron replied...."Oh dear..what heathens"..

The chief replied...."No fuckem deer...ass to high,,run to fast..."



At this point the Matron fainted....