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 THE GOOD THEY DIE YOUNG....AN UNTIMELY DEATH....
 


NBC'S TIM RUSSERT DIES AT 58............Photobucket

Timothy John Russert, Jr. (May 7, 1950June 13, 2008)[1] was an American journalist who hosted NBC's Meet the Press. Serving 16½ years as moderator, he was the longest-serving host of the program. He was NBC News' Washington Bureau Chief and hosted a weekly interview program on MSNBC Tim Russert. He was a frequent correspondent and guest on NBC's The Today Show and Hardball. He co-hosted the network's presidential Election Night coverage and presented the polling results of the NBC News/Wall Street Journal survey on the NBC Nightly News. Russert collapsed and died at his office in Washington on June 13, 2008.[2]



A unique man, honest, firm and fair...a friend to all who knew him has left us far to soon....our sympathy and prayers go to his family and loved ones....

Tim...thanks for all you taught me....
Tab.



Posted by Totally Ass Backwards at 6:37 PM - 21 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 A WORD TO ALL HILLARY CLINTON SUPPORTERS
 

Tab would like to take a moment and speak to all the Hillary Clinton supporters .......

I know you are disappointed, angry, upset and feel like some kind of injustice has been done on womankind....And it's OK to feel that way....

It is natural and expected that you would be disappointed, angry, upset and injured, however

It is NOT OK to be
disappointed, angry, upset, injured and STUPID.....

Which I understand some of you are going to become...by either not voting in the general election or voting for McCain because Hillary was not the nominee....and this would be
STUPID indeed.

If enough Clinton supporters across the country had this frame of mind it would be remotely possible that McCain could win the White House....

Is your anger great enough that you would be willing to pay that price for your misguided anger...That result would only hurt you in the long run...

So think about something for me....Temper your anger and your feeling and reason it out as to what is best for you and your family and the rest of the country....Not voting or
voting for McCain is not the rational or reasonable reaction.

Don't comment right now...give it some time and thought and then let me know what you think...

I appreciate your time......



Posted by Totally Ass Backwards at 8:42 PM - 14 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 IT TAKES A LOT TO IMPRESS ME BUT THIS SURE DID !!
 

Ever so often, something comes along that really
makes an impression on your brain for what ever
reason......

One was the Coke commercial with the song
I'd like to teach the world to sing......

that stayed in my brain for about a year.....


Then there was the Alka Seltzer commercial with
the old guy sitting on the side of the bed...
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

Then again, Coke came back with the cute snow bears....

Remember the Marlboro Man...?????

Marketing firms try hard to gain your attention and
imprint the brand into your conscious and unconscious
though patterns....Some are very good at this...

I usually have forgotten any commercial for anything
about 2 seconds into the next one....however there is
one that has grabbed me for whatever reason....

Be it the scenery, or the language, or the production
value, or the actors or all of the above....I vote the
following commercial the best of the decade.....Don't
ask me why as I could not tell you....but I love this
spot.....Enjoy....




Posted by Totally Ass Backwards at 6:31 PM - 17 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 ARE YOU NUTS.....TAKE A SAMPLE RORSCHACH TEST.....
 

The Rorschach test (pronounced "ror-shock") has been popularized in films and books for decades, but most people know very little about it. The Rorschach cards themselves are supposed to be kept secret although outlines of them can be found on various websites and in medical texts. (Note that most of the time when you see Rorschach ink-blots in films and books, they are not the real blots.)


The Rorschach ink blots are supposed to remain secret so as not to "pollute" the test population (people to whom the test is given to). The theory behind the test, created by Hermann Rorschach, is that the test taker's spontaneous or unrehearsed responses reveal deep secrets or significant information about the taker's personality or innermost thoughts.

I have included 5 blots from the test....under each blot is the most often given answer
and the most often sexual connotation given....

Under that is what TAB sees in the blot.....

DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOST OFTEN GIVEN ANSWER UNTIL YOU HAVE
DECIDED WHAT YOU SEE.......


BLOT 1:

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COMMON RESPONSES:

This is a black and white card, often described as looking like a mask or the face of a fox or wolf.
Possible Sexual Imagery: Breasts, primarily the rounded areas at the top of the image.

TAB SEES: Two dogs joined at the ass...one heading east..the other west..


BLOT 2:

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COMMON RESPONSES:

This is a card with black and red ink, often described as people dancing or touching hands with each other.
Possible Sexual Imagery: Male sex organ at top center or, in some cases, a vagina (at the center near the bottom).

TAB SEES: An giant alien creature being attacked by a stealth fighter.. Fighter is headed right between his eyes....and he has very skinny legs......


BLOT 3:

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COMMON RESPONSES:
This is a card with black and red ink, frequently visualized as two people facing each other or sometimes a butterfly or moth.
Possible Sexual Imagery: Male sex organs and female breasts, right about where you would expect to find them.

TAB SEES: Two naked women trying to pull the horns off a dead steers skull.


BLOT 4:

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COMMON RESPONSES:
Another colorful card, this time with orange, pink, and green inks. This one is tough to visualize anything specific in; most test subjects struggle to find something to "see" in it.
Possible Sexual Imagery: Female sex organs, usually seen at the bottom of the card.


TAB SEES: New improved version of airline baggage...


BLOT 5:

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COMMON RESPONSES:
This is the last Rorschach card and certainly the most colorful, consisting of blue, gray, pink, green, orange and yellow inks. It's a very complex mish-mash of shapes with lots of "activity" and plenty of places to "see" things.
Possible Sexual Imagery: Male sex organs at the top center of the card.

TAB SEES: a X-RAY image of "The Alien".
Posted by Totally Ass Backwards at 7:26 PM - 23 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 FOOLING AROUND WITH ANOTHER MANS WIFE CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH
 


Heaven


Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"


So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding from a jealous husband inside his refrigerator..."
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