You don't have to have a college education
to be successful.
Seems there was this young gentleman named TAB who had a speech impediment.
He kinda talk lik dis ya know..
And due to his speech patterns he had difficulty maintaining employment and after being out of work for a few months he got a chance to be a toothbrush salesman.
At the end of his first day he returns to the office at 5:30pm and his sales manager asked him how his first day went.
"not to good" he replied. "I talked to lots and lots of people, but no body wanted to buy a tooffbrush. I don't know what da matter is, but I will do better tomorrow".
Next day, 5:30pm, same story..he just could not seem to get people interested in buying a tooffbrush.
The sales manger told him that tomorrow was Friday, and to give it his best shot, but if at the end of three days he could not sell any product they would have to let him go.
Now Friday afternoon, the sales manager and others are waiting for him to return knowing all the while that they will have to let him go.
5:30..no TAB...6:30..no TAB..finally at 7:15 TAB comes into the office grinning from ear to ear..The sales manger ask "Gee TAB..why so
late". TAB replied.."I sold 4200 tooffbrushes today".
"4200 in one day" the sales manager asked.."How the hell did you do that".
TAB said "well I went to the airpoort, cause they always lots of people at the airpoort..and I got a little cart, and some potato chips and I go
up to everybody at the airpoort and say..Hey you want a potato chip..
and everybody say yes..cause everybody likes potato chips..and then I say, hey you want some dip on your chip..and everybody said yes, cause everybody likes dip on their chip..then they take a chip, put it in the dip and eat it...then make a funny face and say OOH...that taste like shit.
I said..it is....you wanta buy a tooffbrush?
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YES...YES...YES...YEA...YEA...
LAUGHING OUT LOUD HERE !
Hi ya Mikey....How does it feel to have your ass handed to you on a silver platter by the state of NC..and the good people of Durham....
I can't thank them enough....
You were and are such a jerk.
I am so happy for you I can't find the words to express myself.
I hear Wal-Mart is looking for greeters..If you can find a city some place that they never heard of you..you might have a chance of getting one of these jobs....
But stick around for a while please, I understand that there are three families looking to sue you for a few different reasons..and I sure don't want you to miss that experience...Hope you got lots of money for all the legal assistance you are going to need here in
the near future....If you don't have the funds..then all I can do is laugh a little harder and louder...
Could not have happend to a sweeter guy......Take care..
love ya man.
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 OK..get six kitchen knifes and try this. see if you can do it...
but if you can't then the answer is way down below this line....
don't cheat...test your logic first...then cheat........
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