My friend John sent me this and said it was an optical illusion..
He claims that if you stare at it long enough, you can see a boat..
Well I don't give up easy, so I will keep trying...
Then he sent me this political awareness alert:
I was traveling between Blacksburg and Martinsville the other day south of Roanoke when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it, too, was flat.
My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van.
He yelled out the window, "Need a lift? "
Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Democrat or Republican?" asked the old man.
"Democrat" I replied. "
Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked the same question. Again, the same answer, "Democrat." The driver gave me the man finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Democrats.
The next car to stop was a yellow convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican.
"Republican" I shouted.
"Hop in," replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
"What's the matter? she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Republican for five minutes and already, I want to screw somebody."
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Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us
who do.
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough
people to make it worth the effort.
Sex doesn't make the world go round. It
just makes the ride worthwhile.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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