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Sunday November 18, 2007
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
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Tuesday November 13, 2007
Tuesday October 23, 2007
Wednesday October 17, 2007
I wish all of you could see my new yard....WOW...must be $5000.00
worth of new plants and shrubs.....and they are really worth the effort...
The proper name of these plants and shrubs are "Roadsidia Annuals"..
all different colors of dark greens, light greens and verigated...and
blooming shrubs also...
I can't thank my gardner enough for his hard labor and artistic talent
in planting all the beds...he did a magnificant job...
And I would be remiss if I did not thank the state of NC for placing
all these annuals along the roadsides and Interstate.
(If you get there right after they finish and leave, there really easy to
dig up).
Anyway, my yard is up for "yard of the year"...$500.00 first place..
I think it will pay my fine if I get caught.........................................
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Friday October 12, 2007
DATELINE: NEW MEXICO..OCTOBER 12TH, 2008
New Mexico State Police get break in rash of recent robberies. Just as this
group of illegals were ready to high tail it back across the border they discovered that they had stolen more than they could carry.........While trying to figure out how to fix there problem the entire gang was apprehended and stolen goods returned to the owner.
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