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 PROBABLY THE BEST DAY OF THE WORK WEEK.....
 

HAPPY HUMP DAY EVERYBODY........



Use your own imagination
Posted by Totally Ass Backwards at 9:23 PM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 SPEAKING OF HUMAN NATURE DO WE REALLY UNDERSTAND OUR SPECIES ???
 

Human nature is the concept that there are a set of
logical characteristics, including ways of thinking,
feeling and acting, that all normal human beings
have in common. The branches of science associated
with the study of human nature include sociology,
sociobiology
and psychology, particularly
evolutionary psychology and developmental psychology.
Philosophers and theologians have also carried out research on human nature.





The issue of free will and determinism underlies
 much of the debate about human nature.
 Free Will  or agency, refers to the ability of
 humans to make genuinely free choices
(in some sense). As it relates to humans,
 the thesis of determinism  implies that human
choices are fully caused by internal and external forces.


But is the above statement true, or even understood...

Are we as a species "hard wired"
to be a certain way in certain situations
and is this "hard wiring" a result of natural evolution
 or was in nature
instinctive ?

We all have "learned" responses and
behavior patterns taught to us by our

parents, schools, churches, and society in general.

A few of of us (us meaning our species)
 follow and abide by these learned

behavior patterns because we do have "free will"
and we choose to do so...


A few of us (ditto) do not follow or abide
by these learned behavior patterns
for the
same reason and we choose a different path
based on personal, developmental, psychological
and physical wants, needs, and desires.  



Why then do some murder, steal, rape,
commit
adultery, and become the
least desirable types in our society when
 we have the learned education that

these things are "wrong" ????

Do you believe that some are born without
 the ability to control their behavior ?


Do you believe that the people who
murder, steal, rape, commit
adultery, and become
 the least desirable types in our society do so by choice.


Do you believe that human nature is
pre-determined or a ever changing learned
calculated response to any given situation.

Posted by Totally Ass Backwards at 8:39 PM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 HUMAN NATURE...I LOVE TO STUDY IT...IT IS FASCINATING...
 

After 32 years in business, I would think that
 I had seen most that
one could see associated
 with the products and services we provide.....


You see, for those that don't know, My wife and I own a Florist,
which
as been in the same location for 32 years...
so we have come to know a
great number of people over the years...
Older, younger, single, married,

etc...etc...etc...



As a Florist one has to have certain codes of honor and
 conduct and be
very discrete where called for.....
As I do have knowledge of persons

(both married and not) who shall we say
 depend on my nearsightedness

when it comes to them favoring others (than their significant others)
 with
flowers, candy, cards, etc...etc...etc....

These type transactions are always in cash, in person,
 and expected to be

kept strictly confidential....

Which brings me to the main point of this post......

Some of our long standing accounts are very well to do people
 in the community,
well respected, highly though of by others
 and generally considered to be
great people.....
Now comes the but......


But some of these persons are having other than significate-other
 affairs and I have this
knowledge, I know and have
met most of the other persons involved. They know
I know....
I know they know I know...but we never speak of it...
we just conduct
ourselves as all is normal
and right in the world and go about our business..........


As a business owner that services these persons,
 I can not and never would betray
the confidence placed in my hands...



What brought this on today is I delivered 2 dozen red roses
 and candy to a
customers wife....however...
I delivered them to her mothers house which is

where she is living now as she has moved out of her
 married home and away
from her husband...
He sent them in an attempt to try to get her to talk to him

 about why she left him in hopes they could resolve their problem....



He is one of the above customers I have been talking
about, and I can only

assume that somehow his actions caught up with him...

When I arrived to deliver the roses, her mother answered the door...
I stated I
had a delivery for "Judy"...
(names have been changed to protect the guilty)....


Her mother said Judy could not come to the door at present
 and asked me
who the roses were from....
My standard response to this question is always

"I really don't know but I sure the attached card will explain everything"......

She still has not taken the roses from me..I am still holding them...
so she
removes the card and reads it....
then she informs me that I may deposit

the roses in the garbage can beside the garage door...
that they are not
wanted....

I explained that I could not do that but
I would place them on the front porch
and that "Judy" could take whatever action she saw necessary...and I left........
 
So today was a overdose of human nature....mine...the husbands...the wife's.. the mothers....

Life is exciting....learn  to study it...and to enjoy the portrait it exposes to you......





Posted by Totally Ass Backwards at 8:03 PM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 R.U. SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER ??????
 

Gee you think so...huh...we will see...we will see.....






Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?

Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

What letter is next in this sequence?
M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??

How could the 22nd and 24th U.S. Presidents have the same parents, but weren’t brothers

How can you use the letters in NEW DOOR to make one word?

Why are 2008 pennies worth more than 2007 pennies?


Well how did you do....be honest....answers below......

















***

JOHNNY      DUH

IF HE'S LIVING IN NORTH CAROLINA, HE AIN'T DEAD YET.....DUH AGAIN

Mount Everest was  the tallest even before it was discovered...

N    for November

A River

Grover Cleveland was elected twice to become the 22nd and 24th U.S. President!

N E W  D O O R    REARRANGED IS     O N E   W O R D

YOU HAVE ONE MORE PENNY

WAIT...WAIT...WAIT.....SLOW DOWN...4TH GRADE IS ALL FILLED UP
YOU MAY WISH TO APPLY TO THE THIRD GRADE....I HEAR THEY HAVE
A FEW OPEN SEATS........




Posted by Totally Ass Backwards at 8:46 PM - 10 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 THEY SAY "LIFE'S A BITCH AND THEN YOU DIE" ....IT THAT ALL THERE IS....
 

Some weeks you should just stay in bed and the world be dammed....



Lady comes into our Florist and says

"I see your sign says you are closed on Sunday, it that true?"..

"Yes indeed" I replied "We are open 6 days a week and we do not open on Sunday unless it is for a funeral emergency are you going to need our services for a funeral this Sunday?"

"No" she said "One of my best girl friends birthday is Sunday and I want to send her a birthday bouquet of exotic  flowers that have fragrance and aroma".

After biting my lip.............

I told her I would be happy to deliver something Saturday or Monday and we could make it to her specifications...

"Well that is not acceptable"........."Her birthday is Sunday and I want the flowers delivered Sunday"

After biting my other lip I explained that all the florist in this area are closed on Sunday and that I was very sorry but I would not be able to assist her and I recommended several other local florist I knew would not help her also, but was trying to get some satisfaction in the fact that she would waist her time either
going to or calling and getting madder and madder........

She left in a huff and I was polite the entire time....but in case you are the lady, and in case your on blogstream...may I say......KISS MY ASS.......Thank you very much......   



Then....yesterday...94 degrees...my heat pump decided not to cool anymore......It's a TRANE....remember you can't stop a TRANE....Bullshit...they stop..............

$174.68 for emergency Sunday service to replace some bad wiring in the unstoppable TRANE..........ALL ABORD......







Posted by Totally Ass Backwards at 9:23 PM - 10 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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