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TAB UNLEASHED AND UNCENSORED
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Sunday July 22, 2007
Thursday July 19, 2007
Old TAB is stealing....a concept from Grandma Baba who he adores.........to name one of of TAB's favorite items. Here's all I got, what can you contribute?
Female Breast:Hooters, Nortons, Jugs, Finger exercisers, Tounge teasers, Tounge depressors, bosom, knockers, titties, boobs , mouth candy, stress relievers, bra busters, Tounge stiffiners, lip molds, knee knockers, Hot
water bottles...
what are some of the names in your part of the country.
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Monday July 16, 2007
Wednesday July 11, 2007
TAB HAS A SERIOUS FAVOR TO ASK OF ALL BLOGGERS..
(YES I DO HAVE
A SERIOUS SIDE AND THIS IS PART OF IT)...THANK YOU.
THE PLACE:
Unity-2008THE PURPOSE: A NATIONAL ORGINAZATION TO NOMINATE
AND ELECT A UNITY CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008 (A NON REPUBLICAN, NON DEMOCRAT).NOMINATED AND ELECTED BY CITIZENS OF THE U.S.
(YOU AND ME AND OTHERS)
USING THEIR PLAN, WE CAN ALSO REPLACE ALL CONGRESSMEN AND SENATORS IN THE NEXT 8 YEARS..
PLEASE,,,PLEASE,,,GIVE 5 MINUTES TO CHECK THIS SITE.....
THIS IS SOMETHING I HAVE LONGED FOR FOR A LONG TIME...
YOU HAVE MY SINCERE APPRECIATION......Tab.
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Sunday July 8, 2007
My friend John sent me this and said it was an optical illusion..
He claims that if you stare at it long enough, you can see a boat..
Well I don't give up easy, so I will keep trying...
Then he sent me this political awareness alert:
I was traveling between Blacksburg and Martinsville the other day south of Roanoke when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it, too, was flat.
My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van.
He yelled out the window, "Need a lift? "
Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Democrat or Republican?" asked the old man.
"Democrat" I replied. "
Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked the same question. Again, the same answer, "Democrat." The driver gave me the man finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Democrats.
The next car to stop was a yellow convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican.
"Republican" I shouted.
"Hop in," replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
"What's the matter? she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Republican for five minutes and already, I want to screw somebody."
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